Bob: Hey Joe, the STD clicnic called, you have crotch warts.
Joe: Dammit, not again.
Bob: could be worse, Mike's have actually turned into dick spuds.
Joe: Dammit, not again.
Bob: could be worse, Mike's have actually turned into dick spuds.
by fatmandoo April 4, 2010
Get the dick spuds mug.The spacious area of Men's pants in the crotchal region.
Noticeable only when there has been (in the case of switching in the middle of the week from tight pants to those of a roomier fit) , or currently is a shortage of leeway for the penis to move freely.
Commonly associated with a lack thereof in skinny jeans worn by men.
Noticeable only when there has been (in the case of switching in the middle of the week from tight pants to those of a roomier fit) , or currently is a shortage of leeway for the penis to move freely.
Commonly associated with a lack thereof in skinny jeans worn by men.
Hipster: "Dude I fasho need to stop wearing such tight jeans"
Emo Kid: "Same here man, they don't have any Dick Room, my dickens' all bunched up and suffocating"
Skater Bro: "CCS makes the best skinny jeans because they make sure they have enough Dick Room"
Emo Kid: "Same here man, they don't have any Dick Room, my dickens' all bunched up and suffocating"
Skater Bro: "CCS makes the best skinny jeans because they make sure they have enough Dick Room"
by drprofessaur April 26, 2010
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Get the Dicked Bitch mug.The opposite of whiskey dick, resulting from the consumption of excessive amounts of various meats and the excitement and adrenaline that go along with the primal urge to slather one's face in dead animal. Meat dick erections often last more than 4 hours.
by eluminaught January 4, 2011
Get the meat dick mug.When you get terrible news, and just when you thought it couldn't get worse, something even worse happens referring to how Law and Order: SVU always seems to end with a scenario worse than what they started out on.
Person 1:"Jenna got sexually assaulted last night, luckily they caught the guy who did it. Turns out he has AIDs and she's probably pregnant, too."
Person 2: "Man, she really got Dick Wolfed there."
Person 2: "Man, she really got Dick Wolfed there."
by d00mie April 13, 2011
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2. An orgy that consists of many males having intercourse with one another, preferably while wearing Jew-curl wigs.
3. A gay, cheap, fat curly-headed fuck.
2. An orgy that consists of many males having intercourse with one another, preferably while wearing Jew-curl wigs.
3. A gay, cheap, fat curly-headed fuck.
Ex. 1
Josh: Why aren't Kadeem & Bones in class today?
Mikey: Oh, they're probably still recovering from their dick mitzvah.
Ex. 2
Dude, you're really being a dick-mitzvah right now...
Josh: Why aren't Kadeem & Bones in class today?
Mikey: Oh, they're probably still recovering from their dick mitzvah.
Ex. 2
Dude, you're really being a dick-mitzvah right now...
by ReptarRodney April 24, 2011
Get the Dick-Mitzvah mug.1. An act conducted between two heterosexual males in an effort to resolve a conflict.
2. An exaggerated figure of speech often used to evoke productivity with a group of males who are in the act of procrastination.
2. An exaggerated figure of speech often used to evoke productivity with a group of males who are in the act of procrastination.
1. Andy was mad that Evan spilled orange soda on his new sweater. Their mutual friend Peter insisted that they start dick squishing, get out their frustration and move on with life.
2. "Are we just going to sit around here squishing our dicks together or is someone going to call a cab already".
2. "Are we just going to sit around here squishing our dicks together or is someone going to call a cab already".
by lpaper June 14, 2010
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