i have a wet penis

Freind1) i have wet pp
Freind2) y and also lemme see

Freind1) i looked at ure mum
Freind2)ikr

Sex makes pp mean i have a wet penis

by Packinlad January 30, 2021

no hair on your penis

ryan has 0 hair on his penis

Ethan: Fuck you ryan, you have no hair on your penis
Ryan: you are correct

by notjamesorbobbyornigga January 31, 2021

Cum Ass Penis Spunky

When you get sucked off by a girl as well as getting rimmed whilst you caress a girl's nipples

Dwayne: You heard what happened to Peter? He got the Cum Ass Penis Spunky!
Jack: I'm so jealous! I can't believe it!

by Big Cock 234 December 23, 2020

Pig Pig Penis

funny sapnap joke

yeahhhhhh....... he said pig pig penis once.... thats it:)

by oooopogchamp December 31, 2020

Mackie’s penis

The most giant piece of meat you have ever seen in your life. It will leave you speechless and you will not be able to wrap your arms around this giant piece of meat and eventually it will rule the world

I wish I had a piece of Mackie’s penis

by Spaghetti boiis February 4, 2021

WHAT IS A PENIS

a penis

"WHAT IS A PENIS"
"penis"

by penis !!!! February 9, 2021

Top ramen penis

When the penis looks like the the first layer on uncooked Top Ramen Penis also known as Maruchan Cock

Sabrina-oh my God girl last night I went to perform fellatio you won't believe what the nightmares down there
Bria- I didn't have the best of luck last night either girl
Sabrina- he had Top Ramen penis I got up and left right away it looks like somebody took a uncooked Ramen noodle and somehow rolled it up that Maruchan Cock terrified me

by Ramen Hood February 28, 2021