Go Into Rerun

The stage in which your edible finally kicks in halfway through a new show and you need to switch to your dumb comfort show because you’re not making core memories anymore and you’re higher than giraffe pussy to keep up.

“Fuck I’m suddenly higher than giraffe pussy. Time to turn off this amazing National Geographic documentary on giraffes because I’ll need to pick this up tomorrow. Dammit! I wanted to learn about the giraffe pussy! Time to go into rerun mode…” <cues up Schitt’s Creek…

by Masc4Giraffe August 16, 2022

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Go Fish

When you are given an offer of employment that does not meet your criteria or desired wage

When John was offered $300 a week to be a circus prostitute but had asked to be compensated what is $400 a week he told them no thanks,… “Go fish”

by Ridiculosophy August 17, 2022

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Chocolate Go-Gurt

When a person with a penis is done with anal intercourse, the receiver squeezes whatever shit got down the urethra into their mouth, resembling a Chocolate Go-Gurt.

James: How did anal with Jessie go last night?
Joshua: It was great, but she had a chocolate go-gurt when she was done.

by SilliestTransgirl August 19, 2022

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i’m going to set it on you

I’m about to beat your ass, this is your warning to back the fuck up

That chic was too close to me in the store so I told her, I’m going to set it on you if you don’t back the fuck up!

by Jenwillsetitonyou August 22, 2022

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Go Brokeback

It’s when a seemingly butch dude comes out as Gay and NO ONE knew it at al! It is a callback to the movie “Brokeback Mountain,” where two Cowboys have a Gay encounter with each other.

Dude, you’re coming out? Did you just go Brokeback on us?

by The One Who Remains August 23, 2022

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