capital one cup

A football competition where Welsh and English countries compete... The winner is usually just at bad as wiping your ass with a knife

"Hey you watching the capital one cup ?"
"No wiping my bum with a knife instead"

by Custardcannon August 22, 2016

to breathe ones last

To die

Everyone has to breathe ones last someday.

by Ariel Dawn Wales August 19, 2016

One more level

The game will suck you into a mode of which you can't return from

"Aura!! Time for dinner." One more level" we never heard from aura again

by SourJuiceCube August 9, 2016

one eyed, one legged pirate

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.

Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"

by JewSlap August 8, 2016

sauce up ones

Like throwing up a peace sign as greeting but with only your pointer finger; though usually done with both hands. Generally used as a greeting, or form of recognition among friends, and seeing friends in a public setting.

Originated in southern Minnesota and used mainly in small communities as a sign of friendship.

Person 1: Oh hey there's Emily
Person 2: Cool sauce up ones!

I saw Jessica's mom in the grocery store yesterday, sauced up some ones.

by TolDorkandHondsome August 6, 2016

One Handed Booty

Where a teen has such a small booty you can cover it with one hand and when there in the doggy position you can't see their ass crack

Damn Girl; I wanna fuck yo little one handed booty

by alexktheteenbootyfucker July 16, 2016

one chuck willy

Someone who does something on the first time, everytime.

Ethan told me about Devin, that unlucky bastard one chuck willyed Kat when he lost his virginity, now shes pregnant.

I heard Josh one chuck willyed that half court shot.

I heard Dugley orgasmed after only 5 seconds, what a one chuck willy.

by 50ciny July 12, 2016