Shoving two fingers in your ass before hooking your partner's nostrils with them and throwing them off you
Jim: you get any last night?
Brian: nah. She wanted it but I was too tired so I threw her the filthy fishhook, rolled over, and went to sleep.
Brian: nah. She wanted it but I was too tired so I threw her the filthy fishhook, rolled over, and went to sleep.
by anonymous February 17, 2024
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Cashing out on it, only to put the voucher back into the machine with the plan to fool the machine in thinking its a new player and will reward new player. So you do this constantly in and out and back In every few hands.
Cashing out on it, only to put the voucher back into the machine with the plan to fool the machine in thinking its a new player and will reward new player. So you do this constantly in and out and back In every few hands.
With my fly fly-fishing techniques, the Buffalo slot thought I was a new player n right away boom! Jackpot!
by N8Stylo February 18, 2024
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She asked if I was actually wearing my FAVORITE FISHING T from the other day?
Your mom says it reminds her of us, when I wear my FAVORITE FISHING T!
Your mom says it reminds her of us, when I wear my FAVORITE FISHING T!
by DamnShittyHuskerSkip1 March 2, 2024
Get the Favorite Fishing T mug.If a girl, or group of girls, comment on how they've been "professional fishing", it means they've been masturbating.
"What've you been up to lately, GG?" I ask my friend in amusement.
"Professional fishing." She replies with no hesitation.
"Professional fishing." She replies with no hesitation.
by CallMeLeigh March 11, 2024
Get the Professional Fishing mug.a school full of battymen who think they are the shit when really they enjoy being unregistered sex offenders who try to fuck anything within a 5 metre radius. they all smell of their friends batty creases because they do each other at lunch in the stinkiest toilets. the school is run by a cult of bald white men who all do or look like they do either cigarettes or the kids in their classes. half of them are trying to raise finance for the school by becoming a mid soundcloud rapper who is failing foundation maths.
Person 1: "Did you hear about the guy nonced a 10 year old?"
Person 2: "He went to john fisher so not really surprised."
Person 2: "He went to john fisher so not really surprised."
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Get the john fisher mug.Someone who intices you to hook onto to thier bullshit remarks or ideas through switchbaiting weasel words.
"The Yankees are a trash baseball team" ...they are in 1st place
"The Yankees have never won anything"
...they have the most wins and championships all time
Stop switchbaiting me you Bullshit Fisherman!!
"The Yankees have never won anything"
...they have the most wins and championships all time
Stop switchbaiting me you Bullshit Fisherman!!
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I travel-fished my wife by taking her on a trip to Colorado in the first few months of meeting her but now only leave the house for work, gym or church.
by jleeactive April 2, 2024
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