your face hurts my ears 

the only thing that is greater than no u

Jim: ur mom gay
Bob: no u
Jim: your face hurts my ears
Bob: literally fucking dies

your face hurts my ears by hillo ren2 February 10, 2019

your person

someone close to you that you trust and stick by at all times

you’re always able to talk to them and share personal things with them

they’re the first person to know about something big in your life

Christina and Meredith from Greys Anatomy

“Christina i’m your person” “you’re not my person owen is my person”

your person by michael heehee June 29, 2019

Your barber is showing 

When your hair cut looks bad.

You need a shape-up.
Your barber gave you a bad haircut.
Get a new haircut.
Your hair looks like shit.

Evelinda: Hey Louis, your barber is showing.
Louis: No its not. I just didn't do my hair today...

Your barber is showing by Sarcassm June 30, 2019

Your dad’s sneeze

The loudest sound in the universe

I can’t hear anything because of your dad’s sneeze

Your dad’s sneeze by spectre729 July 30, 2019

your hairline 

a phrase that you can use to insult anyone. very versatile.. only the educated people will understand...

person 1: what kept you from sleeping all night?
person 2: your hairline...
person 2: ……. ok

your hairline by Your actual mom December 9, 2019

Your mom is a shelf 

Your mom is a shelf

Your mom is a shelf

Your mom is a shelf by Your Mom Is A Shelf March 1, 2020

your bloodline a deadline

if said, the opponents life, along with its entire family, dissolves into space dust. you become ruler of all insults, making you a god. everyone shall submit to you, or else they share the same fate

Person1:ur mom gay
Person2:ur dad lesbian
person1:ur sister a mister
person2:ur brother a mother
person1:ur granny a tranny
person 2: ur grandpap a trap
person1:ur family tree lgbt
person2: ur ancestors incestors

*person 1 in disbelief, he decided to pull out his trump card*

person1: your bloodline a deadline

*person 2 becomes space dust, along with his entire family.*

your bloodline a deadline by cheese blended with mayo April 1, 2020