Chaseing a weasel

Jerking off. Lopeing a mule. Choaking a chicken.

I was chaseing my weasel while watching Madona give head.

by Dave December 11, 2003

Axis of Weasels

A term used in the Scottish sport of ferret-legging to refer to the penis.

"Aye laddie, the largest of the buggers bit the ol' Axis of Weasels and would 'na turn loose!"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun March 18, 2003

cock weasel

Jesren Carter, cock weasel extrodinaire.

Jesren, your such a cock weasel

by Master Iolo March 14, 2005

weasel boy

a boy who looks like a weasel AKA james from billericay

james, your a dirty little stinky weasel boy
but why??
cos i said so.

by chris wayman on behalf of the emson family May 18, 2006

Weaseling

This is when your fingering a girl. Once you have worked yourself in there with a few fingers. Then you go for it with brute force and shove your fist in there. Make sure this is not in the dark you dont want a fistful of blood!

Side effects can be but not limited to hearing loss, crazyness, starvation among others.

Hey man did you end up weaseling her last night?

by Sealing December 15, 2011

Weasel

A guy that spends all of his time trying desperately to get some poon. Weaseling his way into a girls pants.

Dave is such a weasel, he stopped playing football the other day because he wanted to try and get some poon.

by urban dick May 26, 2006

Weasel Hole

to expose one's male genitalia through the opening of a short or boxer leg

"When Liz was sunbathing, Ryan stood over her and gave her the Weasel Hole."

alternate: "Liz got weasel holed."

by Danblue June 6, 2005