Fwank Weasel 

A Combination of the English Grey Squirrel, and The Scottish Red Squirrel. Once intertwined, they become the Fwank Weasel, the most dangerous tree based mammal in the scottish borders region. It is particularly adept with light weapons.

The 5th preminition of socrates states: "The fwank weasel shall devour the earth, by assaulting the human race with the aid of light weapons".

Fwank Weasel by Jabba's Bawsack October 15, 2008

Fish Weasel 

1. The greatest insult ever.
2. A really strict mom who searches through your friends phone so you can't talk to then like they're your home slice pal buddy chum pal.

1. WELL YOU'RE A FISH WEASEL
2. Ey yo is fish weasel gonna check follow us?

Fish Weasel by (￣^￣)ゞ July 20, 2016

Meat Weasel 

A homosexual man who is also very thrifty and cheap.

That Meat Weasel has spent over an hour looking through the clearance rack.

Meat Weasel by Hanz79 September 12, 2017

tease the weasel

To aggitate a man untl he is horny but slightly agressive.

Matthew Wirick bit Zac Danic after Zac tease the weasel a bit too much. Matthew was aroused and aggitated but wanted Zac to leave.

tease the weasel by zac0019 May 15, 2015

gas station weasel 

1) a gloryhole; a penis in a hole cut through a gas station bathroom stall

"Me and Tommy we're going to the BP and found a gas station weasel!"

gas station weasel by Kate Kush June 1, 2021

butt weasel 

a butt stufre

stuff my butt

butt weasel by facemonger February 17, 2003

Cheese Weasel 

The by product of a three week diet consisting solely of cheese and corn. Usually deep fried in corn oil.

Yo D-train, Im goin on down to Marconi's to get some cheese weasel. Quieres?

Cheese Weasel by Jon Dub March 30, 2009