el asso vento

an ass hole. this came from spanish II with an unknown teacher. if they don't check your work, feel free to use this in place of normal answers.

there is no example needed fo' this. it is pretty self explanatory.

by Misty January 28, 2004

Ventrification

Ventrification is air purification specifically related to odor removal from plumbing or septic tank air vents. Most often associated with the odor elimination of vent stack gases by multi-stage zeocarbon filtration.

Many potential customers quickly drove away once after one whiff outside our seafood restaurant. After ventrification of our plumbing stacks we were able to breathe easier and our customer base doubled in less than a week.

by Sweetfilter April 3, 2008

Beat-boxing ass ventriloquist

1.Someone who imitates farting sounds.
2.Someone who farts loudly, and claims they're a beat-boxing ass ventriloquist to cover it up.

1.When I grow up, I wanna be a beat-boxing ass ventriloquist!
2.Either your ass just exploded, or you're a very good beat-boxing ass ventriloquist!

by carfreak17 December 4, 2005

ventrilo

Slang. A white dude.

Look at that ventrilo looking mother fucker... -naw man you're one of the good ones!

by YvexIh September 8, 2010

ventriloqueef

when some very talented female ventriloquist queefs but in a last ditch effort to save herself from embaracement makes it sound as if the person next to her queefed

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boyfriend "what was that?"
girlfriend "it wasn't me! it must have been a ventriloqueef"
boyfriend "oh those damned ventriloquists"

by Ryan Olsman November 22, 2007

John Ventimiglia

The best actor alive, although not the best father. He does cocaine, and some drugs. He smokes and drinks but it's all good because he was on the Sopranos. He can't help being a law breaker. No matter how drunk he gets, it will all be good, because he is a wonderful actor.

1. "That John Ventimiglia guy was Artie Bucco on the Sopranos right? Wow, he's a druggie. I love him though. "

2. " You do a lot of bad stuff, but since you have a good talent, I will let it slide. "

by ilooooveeeeeeeeetodance. February 8, 2010

Rusty Venture

A sexual act wherein an individual(male or female), while in the act of falatio, inserts their finger into the mans anus. This is accomplished while the individual performing the act is dressed as "Rusty Venture", the cartoon character.

Dave gave Jim a rusty venture.

by Dr. Grumbles November 26, 2010