Unicorn Mayonnaise

What comes out of a unicorn's horn when you polish it. A wonderful low-fat alternative that's great in sandwiches.

When I spit-shine Sparkle's horn, he gives me a lot of unicorn mayonnaise, thus saving me a trip to the store.

by Blargdragon April 22, 2006

Georgetown University

A mid-sized private school in Washington DC. People who don't attend often describe the school as a place for rich, private school kids who didn't get into an ivy. However, most students are actually very down-to-earth, intelligent, and chill. Robin Williams called the students the "most normal smart people". Beautiful campus, great academics, kick ass basketball team. One of the hardest schools to get into as far as admission rates.

Their chant is "Hoya Saxa" which literally translates to "What rocks". Their mascot is the hoyas, represented by a bulldog.

Student 1: Hey, I got into Georgetown University!
Student 2: Sweet, congrats! Now we can go bar hop in DC!

by hoyasaxa01 December 16, 2011

University of Google

When someone is over-reliant on Google for information, he or she is said to have matriculated at the University of Google. This is an especially appropriate characterization when individual is, by reputation, a major ignoramus who has attempted refashioned himself/herself into a pseudo-intellectual since the advent of the Internet.

Guy 1: Anthony is getting unbearable to be around. I'm sick of his dilettantish, whimsical, and flat-out stupid musings about string theory. As I recall, Anthony barely graduated high school and worked at McDonalds for ten years.

Guy 2: Yeah, well, he's currently enrolled at the University of Google.

by staples 1234 May 7, 2010

Manchester United

Manchester united is a team that once peaked and played amazing, but now they have been reduced to an insufficient piece of garbage. Anyone that supports Manchester United is going to be disappointed with their performance as they are shite.

Person 1: Which team do you support?
Person 2: Manchester United
Person 1: oh, you must get no bitches

by rohaan's father February 1, 2023

unicorn turds

an expletive used in the Potter Puppet pals; wizard swear.

Harry Potter: Lose some weight before you hug me, Ron.

Ron Weasley: Unicorn Turds.

by voldemort's nipple March 12, 2009

Woodstock Union High School

A wonderful place where everyone smokes weed and drinks. The student body consists of almost all preppy rich kids, stoners, and redneck trash. A small portion of the school, often referred to as the "brothers" (not a reference to black people, which there are none of in Vermont) actually know how to get jiggy with it on the weekends. Also, almost everyone sells pot.

Guy 1: Hey man, where can I get some weed?

Guy 2: Just ask any of the students at Woodstock Union High School, they're all selling or tokin'.

by VanillaThunder February 24, 2015

unique

different, or not like everyone else. not following the group

Unique people are those who have many weird qualities but execute them well

by lola3 August 8, 2010