turtle back

when a man cums while laying down and his legs and arms spaz out of control

Trevor did a turtle back after having sex with the transvestite for the sixth time.

Trevor did a turtle back after five seconds of sex.

Casey did a turtle back on Trevor's mom.

by BigMAC86 June 12, 2008

Turtle-Dick

The act of getting to scared, that one's dick goes back into the body, the way a turtle's head hides in it's shell.

That turtle-dick ran so fast when he saw Big Rick across the street! He almost got a beat-down!

by Johnny Ock August 13, 2008

Turtle Time

The time when the party begins and a week long blackout starts.

SJ: Dang Philly it's 10am and your drinking already?
PRH: What do you mean, I'm still wasted from last night, I'm on Turtle Time!

by Lola- SJ July 14, 2010

Turtle Head

The cone shaped end of a turd poking out the anus.

"First things first, where's your shitter? I've got a turtle head poking out."

by AgentSmith16 February 04, 2011

Slow Turtle

A guy who is slow to or cannot get an erection before sex. Credit to Orlando...

Poor Kyle, its a shame that he is a slow turtle.

by xn1nt3nd0 February 15, 2011

turtle twat

A vagina so nasty that it might snap off someone's dick like a snapping turtle.

Joe: Mary is looking hot tonight. Imma go talk to her.

Mike: Stay away from her if you care about your dick. I hear she has a turtle twat.

by jaxon88 July 22, 2010

Turtle Recall

When you have a Turtles Head coming through, and you hold it for that long that said poo returns back inside of you.

Frank: "Hey are you ok? I noticed you were a bit uncomfortable earlier."
Billy: "Yeah I'm fine now, I had a Turtles head popping out, but then I got Turtle Recall!"

by nickbaz92 December 04, 2015