2 definitions by Batman is sexy

Turtle Tattoo

Fucking sexy.

So amazingly sexy your clothes explode.

Guy 1: "Wow, that' girls so turtle tattoo it hurts."
Guy 2: "She's more turtle tattoo than my girlfriend!"

by Batman is sexy April 27, 2009

Kemen

The slang word for surprise butt sex, that later is given consent so is not considered rape.

A man decides to surprise his wife/partner and yells surprise before sexing their ass. The wife/partner then gives them consent because the kemen brightened up their day.

by Batman is sexy April 6, 2009