Russian Tow Truck

Sexual Position: The male is standing and receiving a BJ from a female who is standing and bent over. The male reaches back and puts his middle finger in her butt hole and lifts up as any good tow truck would.

Yo, i banged that ho last night and hit her with a Russian Tow truck.

by steev-0 March 31, 2011

bro truck

A lifted truck that an angry, easily irritated white guy with little man's disease drives. Usually has exhaust stacks and monster stickers on it. Drivers of these vehicles drive overly aggressive because they need to be noticed by everybody on the road who could care less about their personal anger issues. Their truck is also always too clean to have been used for any of its truck functions.

That tool in his bro truck just got pulled over for passing 5 cars at once and making oncoming traffic stop to avoid a head on collision.

by Wayne Ricardo Simmons April 6, 2013

tree trunking

Mindlessly defending, laughing at or admiring a person, typically someone of a celebration status.

Similar to how a treehugger defends trees even though the tree would not defend the treehugger.

My friend is always tree trunking Charles Barkley. He laughs at everything he says. Now that Shaq is also on the show, he can take turns swinging from their branches.

by blkbam January 5, 2012

Mother Trucker

Another way of saying "Mother Fucker!"

*Your friend hits you with a swift punch to the face* AH!! YOU MOTHER TRUCKER! I'll fucking kill you!

by TomorowsMemory March 27, 2003

trucker clock

Generally, a trucker clock is what a male, long-haul truck driver calls his penis. The trucker clock dictates (sorry) what time of day it is.

"My trucker clock says it's time to stop and take a leak. so it must be break-time!"

by Lucifer's Chiropractor May 21, 2006

penis truck

one who drives an enormously large pickup truck in order to replace the absense of a ween.

"man, look at that penis truck, i bet his ween is inverted."

by danger_bahd April 24, 2003

Dump Truck Deposit

The act of taking a shit in a semi-public area (i.e. alley, sidewalk), transporting it and leaving it on the floorboard of the nearest unlocked car.

"Dude, I just made a Dump Truck Deposit in that mitsubishi outlander. There was some chick passed out in the seat, but I don't think she noticed."

by stinkassnixon March 12, 2010