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"oh, they're been trading with us for 120 years and has been fueling our entire life support, the one thing keeping our country alive?!?!? 300% TARIFFS, NOW!"
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Canadians have been threatened with economic destruction, by an unwarranted trade war with the United States, that could best be described as an international act of tariffism.
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Canadians have been threatened with economic destruction, by an unwarranted trade war with the United States, that could best be described as an international act of tariffism.
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2025, will see the world economy convulsing, at the hands of certain omnipresent American economic tariffist.
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