Touching France

The act of putting one finger up the 'pink' and the other the 'stink' and pressing them together so that all that is dividing them is a thin wall.
Reminiscent of the time when the Channel Tunnel was nearly completed and the English engineers 'touched hands' with the French engineers behind the rock.

It got rather kinky last night with my wife Barbara. I was touching France while we embraced and she was putty in my hands.

by Lucifer Corn Beef November 2, 2008

touch-hole

Someone who is an asshole.

Dave was being such a touch-hole that i had to slap him.

by Orange Applesauce December 12, 2009

Touch Butts

Doing the do. Also see, "doing the nasty." Usually used in a joking manner.

I know we're going to take it to the next level and touch butts tonight.

by RowenaRavenclaw September 7, 2014

The Kowalski Touch

The polar opposite of the Midas where everything that is touched turns to shit, breaks, or is ruined.

The name Kowalski is dervived from Stanley Kowalski who is a fictional character in Tennessee Williams' play A Streetcar Named Desire.

Tom: We need to get rid of that guy, he's got the Kowalski Touch.

Mark: Yeah everything he works on breaks, regardless of how simple it is.

by BustaNutz June 5, 2009

ipod touch

a common type of currency among delinquints, potheads, and thieves, always stolen and sold within hours

"i have 3 ipod touches, about two hundred dollars"

by theydontlikeyou April 25, 2010

touhy

1. a description of someone or something being extremely dumb
2. used to describe a harsh pain or annoyance

Why are you acting like such a touhy, all I did was pour molasses in your shoes.

I fell on my butt today, it hurts like a touhy!

by krisiten September 17, 2006

water toucher

a continuous fecal ejection that reaches the water before breaking away from the anus

i just did a water toucher get the axe

by knivesron August 16, 2010