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toxicology

pretty much one of the only legit MD letters to have on your badge that let's you both be a doctor and know pretty much how every class of everything works together.
example: patient- 'the problem is an upset stomach, and no doctor, i never smoke, never have.. but my roommate did just purchase a vaporizer'

Toxicology md -'ya bro that is mighty cool, unfortunately that fancy king vapor you bought for 39.99 was sent to you with plastic woven in the amazon jungle. you have got the typhoid fever, germs hidden in that plastic, this is the drug, schmided, 3 days. and by the way, smoking out of that glass is way better for you longterm, considering your lung can regrow 4 times the damage caused by your average bong hit it just under 26 hours.'

=groupi-- your like house!

republican- smoking is bad. you are a sinner

democrat- smoking is bad. you are breaking the law.

obama- smoking is bad

clinton- puff it to your country

"cool" md- 'oh bravo for you sir there is literally nothing i can think of that is directly bad from that, we'll figure out what's your stomach don't worry. for now, eat this head of romaine lettuce. all of it''

"good" md-'ok i'm sending your blood down to the labs to figure out what strain of bacteria you've got. and although there is nothing known about the true effects on health, i would never and will never advise it be used.'

dr dre- 'here son inhale this. now you got the munchies and your immune system is on, go eat some fiber'

dr dre's assistant: flava fav- '_ _ _ _ _!!!' (YA BOY)
by 2-ag May 20, 2010
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Tonic-Rust

Tonic-Rust is when lemon/orange flavored/colored drink is poored on a red heads crutch.
Tom "Oh geeeze someone poored fanta on my already red pubes!!! i just got Tonic-Rust!!!"
by Hoxzyk April 8, 2011
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TCCICTB

T.C.C.I.C.T.B. - Take Cur Cus I Cur Teddy Bur.

Made famous by Petra Halimuyak, a youtube sensation, in one of her videos on teaching how to dougie
Person 1: I know right?

Person 2: Yeah. Well, gtg.

Person 1: Ok. TCCICTB!
by Cerafisto September 5, 2011
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Topic Creep

When you start a converstation on one topic and end up a completely different topic. At some point you realized it and try to backtrack to the orginal topic.
Common amongst drunk friends and often not noticed. Confusing to anyone that walks up in the middle of the conservation.
BP : "yeah you don't never know what you will find in a bar bathroom"
AM: "wtf are we talking about? topic creep!"
by Dick Suit1 August 19, 2014
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Toxic e-boy dream stan fucker

An individual, who's nature is describes as unhealthy and toxic for his community. He is extremely self-centered, and acts like the universe revolves around him for a very small feat that could be outstripped by another average human. Also is a dream stan, probably uses tik tok and is a wannabe emo fuckboy.
Bro, I swear that Toxic e-boy dream stan fucker is the worst thing to ever exist on this planet. I wish with every cell of my body that he will suffer in the burning flames of hell, repenting for an endless sea of crimes and sins, to never see the light of day.
by PinguParty August 15, 2021
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Hot Topic

It's like abercrombie for kids who are goth,emo,punk, and possibly scen. not a store for "nonconformists" just another store in the mall for people with more alternative lifestyles
I shop a Hot Topic because I like the clothing and other shit they selll
by nurtsla November 5, 2008
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hot topic-core

An umbrella term for all -core bands utilized in order to prevent confusion when discussing said bands and their detrimental effect on music everywhere.
Guy 1: "Man, all these deathcore, metalcore, shitcore, applecore, gymcore bands... they're really crapping on music these days."

Guy 2: "I hear ya. There are too many to keep up with. I believe there's a general term for that music: 'hot topic-core'. Works perfectly to describe all bands who play that stuff if you ask me and any other sane person."

Guy 1: "I can not find any logical inconsistencies in your argument, good sir."
by Keeper of the Seven Keys July 4, 2011
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