rocking chair goofy

Southern backwoods term denoting a diminished mental capacity somewhere between mildly retarded and old age senile

Bo: Lester's back to rubbing his tallywacker on the cat's furry underbelly
Gator: Dang, ain't nothin' more than rocking chair goofy

by wch-meister July 19, 2017

chair-ee-yokie

While at a karaoke bar, singing from your seat rather than from the stage.

I don't do karaoke, I do chair-ee-yokie. I'll sing every song, but right here from my seat.

by Jason Knight, Springfield Mo March 24, 2008

Bean Bag Chair

A chair for people that have failed in life...

Steve you have to get off of your bean bag chair and go out to get a job before they repo your house... you lazy bum.

by snipe1169 March 26, 2009

chair jockey

A person who out of choice or due to mental disabilities, rocks back and forth in a disturbing manner. These are often laughed at by people of the general public if the jockying is so vigorous the chair collapses or the jockey smashes his/her back against the back of the chair

Hey look, that retard's a complete chair jockey!

by john smartasss September 20, 2008

Angry Chair

The meaning of being a cunt

Are u a angry chair

by Edgar afganistan January 23, 2019

chair football

OK, take ten-twenty people, grab a chair each and one football, spread the chairs in a circle and start. Standard real (i.e. English) football rules apply, and if the ball hits your chair, you're out. Play till last man standing. Repeat until you all collapse from exhaustion. Chair football copyright the International Chair Football Association. www.geocities.com/theicfa/index.html

I love you, Lucy Madison!

"We can either go to the Johnsons for pie or the chapel and play chair football."

"CHAIR FOOTBALL!!"

by Merlin September 17, 2004

Flying Dutchman's Chair

The act of banging a chick while taking a shit. As in that terrible Norwegian movie "Dead Cold." This can be done with the women in the front cowgirl position or the rear cowgirl position. Or you can use your imagination to combine all the other sick depraved shit on this sight.

Hey dude my girlfriend is such a whore she totally gave me the Flying Dutchman's Chair...

by Charles SpiceyWeiner March 12, 2011