When you are good friends with a cop and he rights his name and personal phone number on the back of one of his business cards and if you get pulled over buy a cop you can get out of anything up to a class B felony but then that ticket expires and you will need to get a new golden ticket
dude I just got out of bringing drugs over the Mexican border because my brother gave me a golden ticket for Christmas
by the law sucks ass March 28, 2010
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by TriKster Abacus January 17, 2008
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Get the Tinkertwanker mug.When you would have gotten a speeding ticket, had it not been for being stuck behind someone going slow.
I was late and road raging so bad until we passed the speed trap, then I was glad to be stuck behind that jerk driving so damn slow, he was my ticket savior.
by Harmony08 October 4, 2010
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Get the Ticketation mug.Using an automated system to buy as many concert tickets as possible in order to make from them, at the sole expense of other concert goers. (Scalping).
by SomeoneWhoNeedsANewJob September 1, 2013
Get the Ticket-Douching mug.A boy who you have a mainly platonic relationship with, at least on your end, that you keep in contact with and go out with for the sole purpose of getting free tickets to concerts.
YOU: I really want to see Bombay Bicycle Club, but tickets are $40 and the show's sold out.
YOUR FRIEND: Why don't you call your ticket boyfriend, I bet he can get you into the show.
YOUR FRIEND: Why don't you call your ticket boyfriend, I bet he can get you into the show.
by macncheesebbgrl October 26, 2013
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