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my shoes always tied by MECCA M.M MARLEY December 26, 2011
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redneck spare tire
a piece of wood cut to the definitions of a tire, and attached to the axle not by the bolts, but with duct tape.
-going down a road-
-massive bump-
-tire flies off a cliff-
guy 1 "$h1t!... great, now i gotta' go make me a redneck spare tire"
-cuts down a tree with a conveniently placed chainsaw in the back of his truck-
-makes a wheel and attaches it with duct tape-
-drives home-
-massive bump-
-tire flies off a cliff-
guy 1 "$h1t!... great, now i gotta' go make me a redneck spare tire"
-cuts down a tree with a conveniently placed chainsaw in the back of his truck-
-makes a wheel and attaches it with duct tape-
-drives home-
redneck spare tire by leviathantheinsane June 22, 2013
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chalk my tires
A meaningless expression to say when you want to swear, but are in the presence of a self-righteous co-worker who will report you to HR for even the slightest vulgarity.
I got angry in a meeting and said "chalk my tires" and I watched a co-worker google it to see if it should cause him any righteous indignation.
chalk my tires by DowntroddenDude October 30, 2018
Passing by to buy tires for my daughter
"Passing by to buy tires for my daughter" is slang in the United States Marine Corps for laying siege to, seizing, and controlling fueling facilities during combat operations or civil unrest
"Gas prices are through the roof right now. I was over at Costco this morning passing by to buy tires for my daughter and the line was 4 cars deep on each pump. Naturally I told the attendant "I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me the pump, the oil, the gasoline, and the whole compound, and I’ll spare your lives. Just walk away; I will give you safe passage in the wasteland. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror."
Passing by to buy tires for my daughter by Backyard Possum May 12, 2021
Dirty Canadian Tire
This is when you see a wet dildo in a Canadian Tire store. When you find this it is also known as SCP-69420. A place for gay people to go when they are horny.
Defined also when a Canadian Tire becomes a sex shop for toys and other items.
Defined also when a Canadian Tire becomes a sex shop for toys and other items.
Dirty Canadian Tire by higogogaga April 5, 2023