Mongolian Throat Goat

Taking a shot and then fucking someone all the way down the throat.

Gave my guy Tony a Mongolian Throat Goat today.

by DuckTummy July 29, 2020

The Texas Throne

The Texas Throne is a sex challenge which involves 2 woman, 2 horses, a horse drawn carriage, and 2 dildos. The challenge starts with a horse drawn carriage by 2 horses. Each horse gets a dildo attached to its back. One woman goes on each dildo, totaling in 2 girls going up against each other. The carriage rides around until the first chick squirts. The first one to squirt wins and gets to wear a cowboy hat for 1 day and labeled as the “The Southern Hoe.” The loser gets trampled by the horse drawn carriage.

Beth: Joshua is MINE.
Jackie: Shut up bitch! He’s MINE!!
Beth: alright fine, let’s play The Texas Throne challenge. Whoever wins gets to have Joshua!
Jackie: Fine!!

by Shiny Wooloo May 10, 2022

ThroatGoat

NotMyEqualXXX

NotMyEqual is the THROATGOAT.

by Oralfan May 30, 2019

throat poo

when the tonsils let out this white discharge and it really smells :S xx

eww did you smell the reek of that throat poo

urghh yeah that was jankk

by amy x June 11, 2010

Throat-Kick-Jab

An attack consisting of kicking someone in the throat, while simultaneously jabbing them, again in the throat. It is an extremely difficult attack to master, especially if your opponent has a short neck. It can also be dodged by walking sideways. Like a crab. Very effective against giraffes.

I was fighting with Jim, and i tried to throat-kick-jab him, but he sideways crab walked and i missed

by Seythi June 15, 2012

Brown Throat

Basically your Alaskan Pipeline, which is poop in a condom frozen for use as a dildo, minus the condom, and now used for practice deep throating.

Yuck, that girl gave amazing head but I think that's because she's a brown throat.
Why do you think that?
Because when I made out with her all I could taste was poop.

by McLovin Life January 1, 2008

throat hole

the hole on from your face that you stuff your food into.

"Let the chicken slide down yer throat hole."

by JulieRuinn January 16, 2009