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Personality Catfishing

When you go out with someone and they seem normal but by the next date they change their personality into someone completely different. Aka their true wack self.
Simon was completely personality catfishing me. One day I thought he was cute then next he turned pyscho.
by Coral McFlynn October 17, 2019
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Person 69420

How can you even get a conversation this far?..
Person 1: “hey do you ever wonder if there’s an infinite amount of people used for these conversations?”
Person 2: “most likely, but I look forward to meeting person 69420”
Person 69420: “you called?”
Person 2: “YOOOOO IT’S HIM! DO YOU SMOKE WEED”
Person 69420: “no. I’m just an average guy that is on this planet minding my own fucking business, and coincidentally my name is person 69420. I’m not a badass who smokes weed and hook up with girls all the time.”
Person 2: “damn bro, I never thought about that..”
Person 69420: “THAT’S BECAUSE I HOOK UP WITH GUYS ON APRIL 20TH AT 4:20AM SUCKER”
Person 1: “dear reader, I have gone insane and I would like to be removed from this conversation.”
by YourLocalEnemy August 12, 2022
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Blue Person

Somebody you've known for less than a year, but you both are so close and talk to each other almost every day. This person can make you happy even when you are down, and you wouldn't trade them for anything.
by off_eu_s2 August 23, 2023
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Honey Person

A sweet, loving person, someone who's literally as sweet as honey, an actual angel.
by taylor paulson June 23, 2021
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personal lubricants

used during human sexual acts such as intercourse and masturbation, to reduce friction to or between the penis and vagina, anus, other body parts.
by The anonymous May 18, 2016
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tits of the personality

any trait which one finds attractive, but doesn’t automatically result in dedicated attraction to the person having that trait
She was talking about clipping coupons last night. Damn, that’s hot, but I’m not interested. Domesticity is the tits of the personality.
by pistachio229 June 3, 2018
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Man Person

A man who is a person. Could be a superhero, I mean, it has "Man" in the name. Guess he'd have the power of a person.
Man: You heard of the new superhero "Man Person"?
Person: Who's that?
Man: A man with the power of a person.
Person: Wow, sounds boring.
by ManusManDude March 29, 2022
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