The Helen tooth

The Helen tooth is a phenomenon that affects a small minority of the population. It is characterised by a typically uncomfortable and sometimes painful tingling/floating sensation in the teeth or gums when the individual needs to urinate and/or dedicate and may result in extreme relief once the person has done so. In some people, it may occur only, or more extremely after ignoring bathroom urges for a prolonged period. At this time it has no known cause.

Jeffery needs to use the bathroom, he's got The Helen tooth.

by Lucas, McKinley March 03, 2024

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what's the tooth

how a teething or toothached child says what's the time

what's the tooth?

by xdr5t3evq3q October 30, 2023

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Ham Toothed

The process of achieving Christmas Ham stuck between your teeth.

Look at that fool, he's all Ham Toothed 3 weeks after Christmas.

by BoomChild January 11, 2013

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saber-toothed tiger

A hot woman who is older than a cougar.

Teddy's gradma is a saber-toothed tiger!

by Tino Orbaega February 07, 2019

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Tooth Fairy Lipstick

The residue that appears on toilet paper when lightly dabbing the toilet paper on one's butthole, usually towards the end of the wiping process after creating a bowel movement in a toilet bowl; sometimes may contain a little blood.

Maria left one square of toilet paper with some Tooth Fairy Lipstick on it for you. I've been having diarrhea today, so there is a little bit of blood from wiping so much.

by FartMomma December 31, 2023

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