Toyam Pet

Having your pet lick your balls while masturbating.

Not sure what's worse: that Ben's dog Bailey is a Toyam Pet, or that it's only a puppy, which makes him a sick, gross individual.

by BV69BV September 5, 2017

toekan pet

Een grote pet in de vorm van een toekan

Omin ho's, dikke toekan pet.

by Watupwow September 10, 2017

pet my cat

Clicking the mouse. Entertaining the vaginal area with (enter object here). Stroking your lady parts. Purring like a sweet little kitten while flicking your bean.

I pet my cat so hard that I purred, screamed and wailed because my mouse was quivering while holding my bean.

by PervGirl18 September 25, 2017

pet masturbation

When you proceed to jack your pet off and eventually use your mouth until they ejaculate

Mike attempted to perform pet masturbation but did it to hard and got bit

by trevelhasasmalldick March 20, 2017

amish petting

Heavy petting with close on and no intention of going any further.

I went to Jamies house last night for Amish petting because it was her time of the month.

by Imntntx2017 April 5, 2017

ex-pet

A pet that left you. Ex: If you had a dog, and it ran away.

"My dog ran away, now he's my ex-pet!"

by ThunderSpider May 31, 2017

sia pet

Like the popular dated "Chia Pet" but referring to the singer Sia's crazy hair.

Dude, what's with Natalie?

She looks like hell, must have been out all night, that would explain the Sia Pet she's rocking!

by Rylucpicard June 27, 2017