"Dude, did you see 'The King's Speech'?"
"Nah dude, why?"
"Dude, it, like, totally won the best picture Oscar."
"Oh, it must have been an Oxford Oscar."
"Meryl Streep holds the record for the most Oxford Oscars, even though she's American."
"Nah dude, why?"
"Dude, it, like, totally won the best picture Oscar."
"Oh, it must have been an Oxford Oscar."
"Meryl Streep holds the record for the most Oxford Oscars, even though she's American."
by TedCruzisJesus69666 July 23, 2016
Get the Oxford Oscarmug. 
by botlord406 February 23, 2022
Get the oscarmug. The most charming smile ever with great personality. Handsome with black/brown curly/wavy hair and light brown eyes with long lashes every girl envy’s. Super cute and knows how to make a girl laugh. They know how to make their gf smile, even when she's feeling sad. Loves food, as well as cooking. Always up for whatever even if it's illegal. Also has amazing DJ skills and likes all types of music. He is a hard worker and loves to make money.
He's the sweet, kind, funny guy who has trouble putting his feelings into words, he's adored by the women around him.
Doesn’t settle as he waiting for the perfect girl to stay with forever. If only he was smart enough to realize how much he is liked, then it would make some very lucky girl happy and even happier if he liked that one girl back. Knows how to kiss good and is a great sex partner.
Has a very big imagination. He may seem a bit intimidating, but is very friendly and lots of girls fall for him. He is strong, fit, happy and at times is dumb, but when concentrating is very intelligent. He can be sarcastic at times, but will always make you laugh. Oscar is the guy that jokes around and loves to play around with his friends. He’s a great kisser, amazing in bed and an incredible lover. Oscar is loving and will never cheat on you.
So if You have an Oscar remember to never let that Oscar go. Marry his asssssss like tomorrow.
He's the sweet, kind, funny guy who has trouble putting his feelings into words, he's adored by the women around him.
Doesn’t settle as he waiting for the perfect girl to stay with forever. If only he was smart enough to realize how much he is liked, then it would make some very lucky girl happy and even happier if he liked that one girl back. Knows how to kiss good and is a great sex partner.
Has a very big imagination. He may seem a bit intimidating, but is very friendly and lots of girls fall for him. He is strong, fit, happy and at times is dumb, but when concentrating is very intelligent. He can be sarcastic at times, but will always make you laugh. Oscar is the guy that jokes around and loves to play around with his friends. He’s a great kisser, amazing in bed and an incredible lover. Oscar is loving and will never cheat on you.
So if You have an Oscar remember to never let that Oscar go. Marry his asssssss like tomorrow.
Who’s Oscar?
by NoOption July 31, 2021
Get the OSCARmug. oscar is very very short but has a very big sex drive he gets very freaky at night he goes for the thick chicks with a slim waste his always up for a good tickle in the bush before school he is very handsome and will always pick you up if your down he doesn't like people in his way and throws the best bath partys
by xxxnuggetgirl123098xxx April 22, 2020
Get the oscarmug. He is an all round good lad is good at most sports and rages a lot all girls like him and he’s chill
by I can’t get an an available May 9, 2020
Get the Oscarmug. Oscar is one of the descendants of Pablo Escobar but a complete fucking retort-stand who hasn't even started to become a drug dealer and take over Australia. Btw he just wrote a definition about me (Anton).
Some druggo: Have you got any drugs, I heard you were the descendant of Pablo Escobar.
Oscar P.S: Nah I'm too much of a bitch to deal.
Some druggo: *STAB* *STAB* *STAB* you shoulda just gave me the drugs.
Oscar P.S: F-fuck...y-you *DIES*
Some druggo: Have you got any drugs, I heard you were the descendant of Pablo Escobar.
Oscar P.S: Nah I'm too much of a bitch to deal.
Some druggo: *STAB* *STAB* *STAB* you shoulda just gave me the drugs.
Oscar P.S: F-fuck...y-you *DIES*
Some druggo: Have you got any drugs, I heard you were the descendant of Pablo Escobar.
Oscar P.S: Nah I'm too much of a bitch to deal.
Some druggo: *STAB* *STAB* *STAB* you shoulda just gave me the drugs.
Oscar P.S: F-fuck...y-you *DIES*
Oscar P.S: Nah I'm too much of a bitch to deal.
Some druggo: *STAB* *STAB* *STAB* you shoulda just gave me the drugs.
Oscar P.S: F-fuck...y-you *DIES*
by why_not_hehe October 29, 2018
Get the Oscar P.Smug.