i was watching youtube shorts and shat myself because of skibidi toilet. hello, my name is timmy, and this is my story. it all started one fateful day after school, me and my rizzler ohio gang went to rizz up the girls in our class. the girls all had a level 4 ice spice bussing gyatt straight from ohio, my boy. and i simply couldn't resist rizzing up that bussing skibidi ohio ice spice gyatt. i tried using my kai senat rizz, but i failed in the end. i don't need girls anyway, i'm a skibidi sigma after all. i only care about the gyatts. anyway, me and my ohio gang griddied back home the ocky way. we switched on the television and started watching youtube shorts. we learn some new rizz line straight from ohio and also watched some lankybox. but then, all of a sudden, skibidi toilet popped up. all my friends started screaming and crying. my pal who has pretty much has rizz from ohio started singing the skibidi toilet song: "skibidi dop dop dop yes yes". it only scared me more. i ate a cheesecake only a few minutes before and boy was it bussing, but all of a sudden, my level 3 gyatt started to rumble. shit spewed out of my asshole, FUCK!
level 5 gyatt rizz livvy done rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim's creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board
by crashreal23 May 10, 2024
Get the level 5 gyatt rizz livvy done rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim's creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boardmug. Da warning-label dat appears on alcohol-based tonics and elixirs dat are applied to da skin and scalp of da infamous monster with creepy snake-locks described in Greek mythology.
If I was offered a bottle of hooch-preserved remedy-ingredients dat's supposedly "good for what ails me", but was labelled "For Medusanal Use Only", I think I'd back away real fast and reply, "Ell Passo on dat, thank you very much!"
by QuacksO April 6, 2021
Get the For Medusanal Use Onlymug. The Country Of Japan Only Sells Raspberry Flavored Cocaine For Dictions Of Interest With No Volition Of Abuse
The Country Of Japan Only Sells Raspberry Flavored Cocaine For Dictions Of Interest With No Volition Of Abuse
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025
Get the The Country Of Japan Only Sells Raspberry Flavored Cocaine For Dictions Of Interest With No Volition Of Abusemug. by Jay_r7o2 November 21, 2023
Get the only banditsmug. A phrase that is unintentionally ironic and uttered by an insecure male after performing an action that is anything but professional or noteworthy
by Jaybone69 February 1, 2015
Get the Pros onlymug. Hear me out...
Hym "Name one quality the people they advocate for have... That they do not share with the Jews. Ethnic Minority? Check. Immigrant? Check. Historically a political under-class? Check. Victims of genocide? Check. Progressives only care about jews. Their defense of other special interest groups serves only as proxy for jew defense. Didn't I say that that was how empathy actually works? You only 'empathize' (meaning understand what a person thinks or feel without them telling you and responding with the appropriate response) with people who act as a proxy for the self IN DIRECT PROPORTIONS and to the extent the other people act as a proxy to the self. That is why they are so obsessed with empathy but that doesn't stop them from only doing it selecting and in a way that is (ultimately) egocentric."
by Hym Iam June 28, 2025
Get the Progressives only care about Jewsmug. Statement made by people who are only willing to race from a dead-stop.
Frequently used as a cop-out by a person unwilling to to roll-race, as their car/truck is too slow for wheelspin, and their only hope of winning is in the first 100 feet.
Frequently used as a cop-out by a person unwilling to to roll-race, as their car/truck is too slow for wheelspin, and their only hope of winning is in the first 100 feet.
"Nah bro. I won't do roll races. Dig only."
"Lmao ofc you wanna roll race.. Why not take a dig. But I ain't racing for money. I race for fun.. I aint that damn stupid."
"Lmao ofc you wanna roll race.. Why not take a dig. But I ain't racing for money. I race for fun.. I aint that damn stupid."
by Bert McKrackin May 21, 2020
Get the Dig Onlymug.