Luke Broomfieldposted a picture on his snapchat of him taking the oathe of enlistment but quickly regretted his decision when Landen said he looked like an autistic fuck.
by Billythefaggot1738 November 20, 2016

Been friend zoned by every single girl. Broke his back at school. Plays soccer. Luke Foster drinks a box and doesn't get drunk. Vodka Cruisers.
by 1inch Dick June 27, 2019

a man who is not mature, somewhat tall, curly hair, can do a backflip, loves D&D. Due to this a lot of girls like him. these girls beg for him. luke has friends who at times call him a punk and annoying but they are still friends. luke is not a simp however he is not a dog.
Also, he sucks at chess and is a cheater
Also, he sucks at chess and is a cheater
by KJ SWISH May 4, 2021

A very small (tiny, 0.0001cm) cock also knowkn as 'El da smala cocka). Girls often get scared of it and run away to the cracken (Gabriels cock)
by police force 69 July 11, 2018

by Little Family February 12, 2019

Yorkshire cunt, very lazy, who tends to laugh hysterically at almost anything, plays online sex games constantly and pisses in a bag.
by squire ronald mcdonald November 8, 2009

Lukes's mum is a sea creature who gets passed around Chelmsford college and has a sweet tooth for Regan and his massive schlong.
by Chelmsford College March 21, 2022
