Flossing the Strahan

An alternate for "throwing a hotdog down a hallway". Denotes having sex with a loose* woman.

*cavernous vagina

Also, wordplay on the gigantic gap in Michael Strahan's teeth.

Man, I did this porn star last night, but fucking her felt like Flossing the Strahan!

by Feklahr August 25, 2010

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Flossing the clam

Another way to refer to female masturbation.

My girlfriend told me that she likes flossing the clam to a picture of me.

by wooperieeee April 21, 2011

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flood the bucket

When a girl is riding you with her back facing you and she loses such control during orgasm that she accidentally farts liquid shit all over your belly and it collects in your belly button.

I'd totally bang Betsy but she's so drunk, she'd probably flood the bucket the first chance she gets.

by Laf & Grow Fat April 7, 2006

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flooding the cave

stick ur dick in a girls ass, and piss inside her

yea man, i flooded her cave like a bitch. she never saw it coming

by brian December 22, 2003

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The act of circulating the penis throughout the vagina during sexual intercourse, due to either lack of penile girth or excessive vaginal elasticity, in order to increase sexual pleasure for either or both parties.

Ex. 1:
Brandi: How was your date with Joe?
Tina: Eh, okay. He bought me dinner so I took him back to my place.
Brandi: How’d that go?
Tina: I’ve had better. He was so small I had to tell him to floss the mollusk.
Brandi: Yeah, I find flossing the mollusk helps sometimes.

Ex. 2
Joe: Dude, I totally fucked Tina last night after taking her to McDonald’s.
Tom: How was it?
Joe: She was so loose I had to floss the mollusk.

by Zachy and JameJame October 28, 2011

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Flog the dummy

To manually stimulate the male member. Masturbate.

After striking out at the Disco, Chad went home to flog the dummy.

by TC Johnson December 20, 2007

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Float The Cake

A combination of "Float your boat" and "Take the cake."

i.e., can be used in a positive or negative fashion, meaning something that works.

"Man, Samaire sure is lookin' fine this evening. That girl really floats my cake."

"I tried to get my sister to go out with you, but apparently that idea didn't really float the cake."

by freebs August 18, 2013

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