Bean Man

The almighty god above us. He blesses us with beans every year and in return we pray to him everyday. Bean man hates Lima beans.

Dang i got beans from the all powerful bean man.

by Joebama111 March 18, 2022

Beany Bean

Beany Bean is a very nice dog who has very large eyes and appears in pictures with shoulders in the background. The legendary Bean roams Utah in search of blankets to throw up on at the best of times. Beany Bean’s special ability is annoying someone that I know and who should get more sleep because she stays up until five in the morning but who knows who’s fault that is it is totally not mine.

Beany Bean has the potential to be a murderer but we have no evidence yet.

by ANervousGuyWithoutConfidence July 22, 2019

kissing beans

When ladies cross opposing legs and the Mexican jumpers touch bits

I tried to take this lady home for some kissing beans, but she told me lesbians don’t do that.

by Shashenanigans February 16, 2018

Coach Bean

An upstanding member of society who builds men of character through football. Truly an amazing individual.

Man, Coach Bean really makes me want to show integrity and be a respectable citizen!

by Pigskin75 May 19, 2017

Bean-Vibe

Bean-Vibe is a vibe that gives you the feeling of joy and causes rejoicing.

I am having a Bean-Vibe right now

by cnagle519 October 25, 2019

Blowing On The Beans

When a woman, or man, blows on the testicles of a man, or shemale, to make fart noises.

My bitch has been blowing on the beans lately, shit wild, nigga.

by PankStank June 2, 2018

Neen the Bean

Doing what is necessary to be done. AKA getting between a girl's vagine.

Guy 1: What happened with that girl last night? Did you neen the bean?

Guy 2: Nah, she wasn't all in, so I had to jerk off instead.

by The Shfylox April 25, 2011