Taeshi

Taeshi is someone who loves cats more than people. He’s not very good at opening up cause he’s probably really scared. He’ll be the softest human being when he does open up. He’ll always tell you terrible jokes but you’ll end up laughing along with him. He’s VERY attractive, very humble and lowkey. You can tell him all of your problems, he’ll know just what to say. He says silly things often but he can be hella serious. If you EVER fall in love with a Taeshi you’ll have to be very careful with his heart and ALWAYS give him attention. He is definitely a book worm and probably super intelligent with a different taste in music than the average person. He gets all the girls and has a huge dick just like his ego.

Girl 1: Oh my god!! Did you see that guy over there??
Girl 2: You mean, Taeshi? Yeah he’s hot af. I’d definitely would tap that.
Girl 1: Right!!

by C4ts December 10, 2018

Geezer teeth

The horrible set of protruding discoloured teeth that enable pommy's to talk with that ridiculous accent.

The Queen is the biggest geezer teeth of them all.

by springfield cop November 4, 2008

Gator teeth

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and she starts getting hella toothy.

Friend 1: " Yo homie how did last nite go with your girl?"

Friend 2:" She was givin me a blow job and all of a sudden she started goin all gator teeth on me! It hurt like a skazz and i sweat at one point the bit the tip yo!"

by 69erandthenDineher April 9, 2011

giving teeth

When a person gives you a blowjob and you constantly feel their hard mouthstones against your meat

Tom: She was giving teeth the whole time she blew me, it was terrible!

by Baddragon0006969 April 4, 2020

British teeth

Horrible teeth owned by the lowest of the low.

Dentist says: damn this guy got British teeth

Patient says: oh shit

by Derpy saliva shit July 22, 2020

Jerk Teeth

Jerking off while you’re brushing your teeth

“You’re telling me you haven’t mastered the jerk teeth?”

by Jamie rogers July 14, 2022

Telephone pole teeth

Someone missing a section of four teeth leaving a gap wide enough to string a telephone line across.

She lost her front center teeth that I was looking for the telephone wire between her telephone pole teeth cuspids !

by samgolfing December 15, 2011