The Bleeding Twats 

One of North Carolina's best punk bands. Formed in 2008 and beginning with only two members, the band has become a common name in the underground punk scene. Picking up a bass player in 2010 as well as many new songs, they're gaining in popularity. Even opening for people such as CJ Ramone.

Did you catch The Bleeding Twats last night, They fucked my life up!

The Bleeding Twats by Murderjunkie88 July 31, 2011

Crack Open A Cold One with the Boys 

1. Consuming a beer, with your friends.

2. A meme.

1.
Bob: Hey boys, wanna crack open a cold one?

2.
Me: *Drives up to window*
Me: Can I Crack Open A Cold One with the Boys?
Employee: Sorry, boys machine broken.
Me: Understandable, have a great day.

Crack Open A Cold One with the Boys by Eridan from HSA June 16, 2017

Tracing the bowl

A game men play while going to the bathroom while standing, the objective being how many times you can draw a circle around the inside of the toilet bowl before ending your stream.

"Damn dude, you were gone a long time... is everything ok?"
"Sorry bro, those last 2 beers ran trough me so quickly that I traced the bowl 9 times"

"Randy, can you explain why there is piss on the bathroom floor again?"
"I told you, Sharon. It's called tracing the bowl and it totally a real thing. You wouldn't understand; you're not a bro"
"I want a divorce."

Tracing the bowl by longduckdong January 6, 2019

the brain 

When u grab your sack and squeeze forcing your balls to go tight against the skin, causeing THE BRAIN!!!

Dan-THE BRAIN!!!
Steve-AHHH WTF DAN

the brain by J-dawg January 1, 2005

mustard on the beat 

Said at the beginning of almost every song that DJ Mustard makes the beats for. Examples are: "I'm Different" by 2-Chainz, "HeadBand" by B.o.B and 2-Chainz, "My Nigga" by YG with Jeezy&Rich Homie Quan, and "R.I.P." by Young Jeezy and 2-Chainz.

At the beginning of "I'm Different" someone says, "Mustard on the beat hoe."

mustard on the beat by D.R.E December 7, 2013

Snake in the blanket 

The snake in the blanket is more or less the male version of camel toe. It is when a man's pants are so tight you can clearly make out the outline of his penis and nutsack combo.

A snake in the blanket is very sketchy and can create many awkward situations. Use extreme caution when in the presence of a snake in the blanket, or you may die.

Godamnit! Son of a bitch!!!!

That guy has snake in the blanket!

Snake in the blanket by tyranasaurous ryanasaurous October 2, 2004

the band 

For about six years, from 1968 through 1975, the Band was one of the most popular and influential rock groups in the world, their music embraced by critics (and, to a somewhat lesser degree, the public) as seriously as the music of the Beatles and the Rolling Stones. Their albums were analyzed and reviewed as intensely as any records by their one-time employer and sometime mentor Bob Dylan. And for a long time, their personalities were as recognizable individually to the casual music public as the members of the Beatles.

The Band might be he best band there is

the band by Professor Groove March 15, 2005