Marshmallow Surprise

A seemingly delicious treat made from sprinkles inside mini marshallows inside larger marshmallows.

"Do we have marshmallows for the campout tonight?"

"No, Kara took them all so she could make Marshmallow Surprise."

by GS 882 October 18, 2008

metabolism surprise

When you go to the toilet to do a wee and you unexpectedly do a poo too.

When Stinkbot when to relieve her bladder before she went running with Fitbot she had a metabolism surprise. Fitbot was glad she didn't need to use the loo after Stinkbot had a metabolism surprise. Poowee stinky!

by Fitbot July 7, 2008

Neapolitan Surprise

The act of discovering that during intercourse with a woman, your penis has been shit upon, and that said girl is also on her period; as well the discovering is marked by examination directly after your climax during vaginal sex.
Thus creating an instance of bloody shit covered cum dick, much like that of a neapolitan ice cream bar.

"Last night I had a surprise with the girl I took home..."- Unlucky Man 1

"What sort of surprise, dear friend?"- Dear Friend

"A Neapolitan Surprise"- Unlucky Man 1

*Vomits*-Dear Friend

by Not sure why I thought of this January 20, 2010

Compton Surprise

When you're bangin your bitch, and the second you finish, you run out of the room at full speed. Then yo boys, who've been hidin in the closet the whole time, bust out and beat the ho

She's got pregnant and got a black eye because she got a Compton Surprise

by JulianAintFoolin October 15, 2008

trench surprise

When someone comes over in JUST a trench coat on and nothing else underneath.

Lola came over with a trench surprise just for me.

by Sickassname_69 April 22, 2018

Bone Surprise

When you find out the prostitute you picked up is actually a man.

Last night, I was on the prowl for a ho and when I found one and started gettin' busy, I got the ol' bone surprise. But I didn't want to waste my money so...

by Jack Monkey Balls February 20, 2010

Janitor's Surprise

A sexual act taking place in the janitor's closet, often intercourse, causing the janitor to be quite shocked if he happens to open the door while the two are doing it.

Guy 1: You won't believe what happened yesterday!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Stacy wanted to have sex, but we were in school, so we did it right in the closet. It was a real janitor's surprise!

by gogglyeyed October 26, 2013