"Do we have marshmallows for the campout tonight?"
"No, Kara took them all so she could make Marshmallow Surprise."
"No, Kara took them all so she could make Marshmallow Surprise."
by GS 882 October 18, 2008
Get the Marshmallow Surprisemug. The act of discovering that during intercourse with a woman, your penis has been shit upon, and that said girl is also on her period; as well the discovering is marked by examination directly after your climax during vaginal sex.
Thus creating an instance of bloody shit covered cum dick, much like that of a neapolitan ice cream bar.
Thus creating an instance of bloody shit covered cum dick, much like that of a neapolitan ice cream bar.
"Last night I had a surprise with the girl I took home..."- Unlucky Man 1
"What sort of surprise, dear friend?"- Dear Friend
"A Neapolitan Surprise"- Unlucky Man 1
*Vomits*-Dear Friend
"What sort of surprise, dear friend?"- Dear Friend
"A Neapolitan Surprise"- Unlucky Man 1
*Vomits*-Dear Friend
by Not sure why I thought of this January 20, 2010
Get the Neapolitan Surprisemug. When Stinkbot when to relieve her bladder before she went running with Fitbot she had a metabolism surprise. Fitbot was glad she didn't need to use the loo after Stinkbot had a metabolism surprise. Poowee stinky!
by Fitbot July 7, 2008
Get the metabolism surprisemug. When you're bangin your bitch, and the second you finish, you run out of the room at full speed. Then yo boys, who've been hidin in the closet the whole time, bust out and beat the ho
by JulianAintFoolin October 15, 2008
Get the Compton Surprisemug. The former pro baseball player made a surprise appearance at the Met Gala in May 2017 with his hubby.
by Silent Jerry June 21, 2017
Get the surprise appearancemug. When one's significant other puts Poprocks in their mouth immediately before performing oral sex on the other.
by theunicorn August 20, 2012
Get the Beijing Surprisemug. by maccam May 10, 2022
Get the You’d Be Surprisedmug.