Marshmallow Surprise

A seemingly delicious treat made from sprinkles inside mini marshallows inside larger marshmallows.

"Do we have marshmallows for the campout tonight?"

"No, Kara took them all so she could make Marshmallow Surprise."

by GS 882 October 18, 2008

Neapolitan Surprise

The act of discovering that during intercourse with a woman, your penis has been shit upon, and that said girl is also on her period; as well the discovering is marked by examination directly after your climax during vaginal sex.
Thus creating an instance of bloody shit covered cum dick, much like that of a neapolitan ice cream bar.

"Last night I had a surprise with the girl I took home..."- Unlucky Man 1

"What sort of surprise, dear friend?"- Dear Friend

"A Neapolitan Surprise"- Unlucky Man 1

*Vomits*-Dear Friend

by Not sure why I thought of this January 20, 2010

Compton Surprise

When you're bangin your bitch, and the second you finish, you run out of the room at full speed. Then yo boys, who've been hidin in the closet the whole time, bust out and beat the ho

She's got pregnant and got a black eye because she got a Compton Surprise

by JulianAintFoolin October 15, 2008

metabolism surprise

When you go to the toilet to do a wee and you unexpectedly do a poo too.

When Stinkbot when to relieve her bladder before she went running with Fitbot she had a metabolism surprise. Fitbot was glad she didn't need to use the loo after Stinkbot had a metabolism surprise. Poowee stinky!

by Fitbot July 7, 2008

enema surprise

When you have way too much diarhea and are convinced that someone did this to you.

After P F Changs last night it felt like a river coming from my ass.
I had an enema surprise, did someone drug me?

by froggy69 September 25, 2014

Surprise Fries

When you think you're just getting a sandwich but your order comes with a side of fries.

What'd you order?
The chicken club. I thought it was just a sandwich but it came with an order of surprise fries!

by ChrisDougman September 22, 2016

Blindfold surprise

When you blindfold your wife and give her a dick that she deserves and desires without her knowledge. You then pull the blindfold off your wife or girlfriend and reveal the cock that gave her the ultimate orgasm that she has always been craving.

I gave my wife a blindfold surprise on our anniversary.

by Three6nine September 1, 2020