Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

a semi-funny show with teen actors who make a mead notebook filled with "tip's" about how to get through school. during the show the kids spend very little time in class and have more dating drama than homework. they are oddly close friends with the janitor and spend a lot of time complaining about having school work and tests.

guy1: "did you see Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide last night?"
guy2: "yah they had a tip that just said 'Get a cool hairdo 2 weeks before school reopens'."
guy1: "yah thats why i got a mullet."
guy2: "thats awesome" :)

by LL Money July 19, 2010

Surrey baptism

A coming of age event where a Surrey Girl, no more than 18 has 30 (or more) men ejaculate on her at once. The men are required to all wait to do it at the exact same time. The girl is required to love it. If she is a genuine Surrey Girl, she will.

Joe: What you do last weekend?
Mike: I went to a Surrey baptism and came on this slut!
Joe: Were there at least 30 guys there?
Mike: Yes.

by IcePic April 28, 2012

vir suri

He is the biggest son of a bitch you'll ever meet in your life. He is heartless, and shit at brawhalla. He is the most untrustworthy guy in the world and stinks like shit. He can't buy clothes simply because he is a bit to large in size.

All summed up: He is a cunt

You know Vir Suri? Yeah, he's the biggest cunt you'll ever meet! Don't be like him.

by Super heroes gay November 6, 2017

Pokemon Surprise

When you are fucking a girl who wants you to pull out and right before you cum you turn your hat sideways and scream "Squirtle! I choose you! Use water gun!" then cum in her anyway

Did you hear that Emma got pregnant?

Yeah Wesley gave her a pokemon surprise.

by Priest and Matador July 19, 2011

ice box surprise

Just when a guy is about to come, he runs up to his refrigerator, slams his cock in the door, and comes inside.

Man, after that chick dumped me, I was so sad that I gave myself an ice box surprise.

by faroreforelorn February 10, 2008

PARANOiA survivor MAX Oni

Commonly known as PSMO. It is the single hardest song that has ever been seen in an arcade release of DanceDanceRevolution. This song makes its appearance in DDR Extreme, and is the Challenge steps to PARANOiA survivor MAX. The difficulty of this song is to the max in every category, save for perhaps Chaos (the song is relatively streamed). The day when a player achieves an A on this song is usually the pinnacle of his (or her) DDR career.

"It took me 2 years to beat PSMO, but I did it!"

by GuyMonkey October 23, 2004

Fo sure

Not joking, like fo real.
Slang for teens

Dude 1"Dude! WE GOTTA SEE HER."

Dude 2 "Fo sure!"

by Circlness August 6, 2010