shear stupidity

Getting an outrageously expensive haircut that ends up making you look like you got run over by a rusty lawnmower.

Did you see James? He looks like he just stuck his finger in a wall socket.

Yeah, splurging on a haircut like that was shear stupidity.

by backinbowl February 17, 2010

[stupid] coworker

Someone who is told how to follow business code over and over again yet still seems to fuck up.

Oh my god, my stupid coworker kathy is a complete MORON! She should go jump off a bridge into a deep lake of acid.

by youreadumbass February 1, 2009

Stupid Oatmeal

Oatmeal eaten by a person who you have great contempt for. Even their oatmeal is stupid. Variations include "dumb grabola," "moronic cereal," "silly porridge," and possibly "imbecilic cottage cheese" (though this one is disputed by many to be a real variant, due to the lack of an oatmeal synonym).

Student: Oh, this teacher is so annoying. She always comes into class 20 minutes late with her stupid oatmeal.

by tills November 25, 2013

Stupid car

a 2002 lowered Subaru Forester with pimped wheels and under-lights.

Bacon's idea of a cool car is actually a stupid car.

by Blu Sniper May 12, 2015

adorably stupid

When someone's so stupid to the point where it's cute, you can't be mad at them for being that stupid.

Paige was so adorably stupid when she didn't understand the obvious joke he said.

by meangirls04 January 6, 2016

stupid bag

Ugly, unpleasant woman who is dirty and disgusting to you

She was a stupid bag, she looked naff and sounded naff.

by Thebagfiles June 25, 2019

Age of the Stupid

The current era of human history. A time far removed from the Age of Enlightenment, where ignorance is celebrated and most people get their news exclusively from Facebook. During this era, it is not uncommon to become offended by almost anything or to elect a total buffoon as the leader of your country.

Anti-vaxxers, paper-straw crusaders, and ex-reality TV stars have found solace and meaning during the Age of the Stupid - a glorious time where book learnins’ and critical thinking have largely been eradicated.

by GraveyardGuy July 2, 2019