Spunk Moocher

A term used to describe the child of a single mother. So called because the child is constant reminder that another man's spunk has mooched your new woman.

"Hi John, are you still with Sarah ?"

"Nope, I broke it off as soon as I found out she's got a spunk moocher"

by Pabski July 12, 2003

Spunk Hunt

arises from uncontrolled ejaculation. The loss of bodily fluids into the unknown - eg. living-room carpet, bedroom ceiling etc.

The Spunk Hunt occurs when a partner returns home unexpectedly, immediately after the mag stash has been completed. Wayward semen is rarely found by the male of the species, but the female of the species is more attuned to track it down.

A dead giveaway that a covert wank has taken place, along with flushed cheeks, and trousers half-undone.

I had a quickie over that bird from charmed yesterday, after a thorough Spunk Hunt I found the mess and cleaned it up before my missus got home.

by www.chavspotting.co.uk May 27, 2004

spluck

It is an onomatopoeic word - for lifting or pulling your feet off from something gooey and sticky.

"spluck your feet from the muck"

by Archana Subramanya May 1, 2005

Splinker

The near mythical combination of spud-unloading coupled with a timely number two .

Splinker i.e. a simultaneous wank and shit

by Candy Devine July 21, 2008

Slippery Spelunker

When you shit into a condom and fuck somebody with it.

jim had to shit, and wasn't feeling the whole "sex" thing tonight, but debbie was horny. Jim then shat into a condom to give it some bulk, he then began to pleasure debbie with the Slippery Spelunker.

by Ol Danky March 26, 2009

honey spunk

Honey Spunk is where your friends dog is being a bad bad doggy, you need to thicken up those thighs.

"Milo come with us you little slut, Ima honey spunk all over those thicc thighs"

by The Honey Man February 13, 2019

spunk trumpet

A skinny rugby player with Bat Lugs

Look at him run he looks like a spunk trumpet

by Finbar January 29, 2004