splitting shit

To perform a pointless task or action.

"Reasoning with him is just splitting shit! "

by Kian Richardson February 19, 2017

split a niggas melon

To blow a niggas brains out

Her: he keeps flirting with me
Me: I will split a niggas melon
Her: fucking do it

by Jp Garcia April 3, 2017

split dick

When you accidently fall into a sharp razzor like object and cut your penis into two

Bob:shit man im bleeding like hell
Bob's friend: look on the bright side, now you have a split dick

by Cock-juggling _thundercunt November 8, 2017

splitting the Red Sea

When you engage in sexual intercourse with a girl during her period and you get a bit of blood on your genitalia.

Dude, I just was splitting the Red Sea with Tammy and her blood won't come off.

by SofaWanker69 December 3, 2017

Split Ding

To look identical to someone

“He’s the split ding of that guy from Eastenders”

by morganmonaghan January 8, 2018

split fuck

Split fuck is where some one is just so stupid. You have to split your hate towards the person in half. Before you go ahead and lose your fucking mind.

Doug barrett is such a split fuck

He said some of the stupidest shit I've heard In a long time. What a loser

by Scottyd131313 May 27, 2018

splitting up together

When a married couple separate but remain in the same house for the sake of the kids and to stay financially stable and they sleep in different beds.

So we can’t afford two house holds so we’ll be splitting up together.

by MaxMad May 31, 2018