im going to pet my spider

to jerk at ones penis

Hey steve ill be right back im going to pet my spider in the bathroom!

by thesythmyth May 9, 2018

Snides

The end pieces of a loaf of bread.

Also, a sandwich made of two of said pieces and only mayonnaise.

Friend 1: "Yo dude, are you gonna eat that Snides piece?"
Friend 2: "Nah, man. You can have it. I don't like my bread too oxidized."

by yellowhootrammajamma July 31, 2010

spades

shady people....

Those girls are just a bunch of spades.

by Marty October 1, 2003

Got It In Spades

A phrase from the 1920's meaning "in plenty", or "in abundance".

Justin: I was in a bad mood already, so when Richard told me the bad news, I really gave it to him in spades.
Genesis: What does that mean.
Justin: I got really really mad.

Man: That must be at least three hundred bottles of beer. We've got it in spades.

by Col. Sandurz November 6, 2009

Spider Eye

N. When someone jizzes (sperms or ejacualates) in another's eye. Characterized by the image of the sperm stretching like a spider's legs when the one who was spider eyed opens his/her eye.

Some Girl: I got spider eyed by someone last night. I wish I knew who though, I was passed out.
Me: That really blows. I wonder who would do that.
Me thinking: So it actually works.

by TRIzzzo April 27, 2006

Snides

To claim credit for a now-common word or phrase usage that either clearly belongs to the public domain and only recently became popular by random group adoption and proliferation, or that was actually brought into vogue by someone else. This usually occurs when the word/phrase's acceptance happened too long ago for anybody to have a clear enough memory of its adoption to refute the claim of invention/primary adoption. Also, one who makes such erroneous claims.

Friend 1: "I feel like I pretty much invented the phrase 'I feel like'"
Friend 2: "You can't "invent" 'I feel like.' Way to Snides that shit.
Friend 1: "Nah. I also started "I mean."
Friend 2: "Shut the fuck up, Snides."

by Paddington Beard September 9, 2010

barking spider

An euphimism for one's flatulence. It appears to be an allusion to the fact the the human rectum resembles a spider (a circular shape with legs, or in this case, wrinkles, extending out to its sides). When this "spider" produces a sound by emmission of gas, it is referred to as a barking spider.

The consumption of dishes prepared with beans paves the way for barking spiders.

by ieatcrayons January 29, 2009