Speed regimer 

A person who looks like they would work at a diner who also owns a lot of high end equipment

Archie: have you seen Cory’s new golf set

Tony:yeah and his mustache is looking fire

Archie:he’s a speed regimer

Speed regimer by Gypsyguy July 28, 2025

Speed Wiener

Erectile dysfunction caused by using uppers.

Papi had speed wiener and now his girls are sad.

Speed Wiener by Papi_chulo_OG May 26, 2026

Speed Face

A face that shows that youre trying not to laugh

"He did the speed face when he heard something funny at the funeral"

Speed Face by surfurrcuul June 27, 2026

at the speed of laughs 

This describes either comical behavior or buffonary by someone making foolish statements.

The opposing party's bill is coming to us at the speed of laughs!

at the speed of laughs by I, Wreckerrr March 30, 2017

Blue Speed

Blue Speed is blue amphetamine. Usually, it's blue Ethylamphetamine. It's made by the reductive amination of Phenyl-2-Propanone with ethylamine using a non-toxic Aluminum Galinstan amalgam. It's a stimulant used to study and give a boost of confidence and energy. It's also good for ADHD and ADD.

I tried 25mg blue speed and I was studying for hours. I was also kind of hyper and energetic and confident. ◉_◉

Blue Speed by CognitiveFuel November 3, 2022

Michigan speed limit 

The speed at which a cop won't pull you over in Michigan. Usually 5-10mph over the posted speed limit on main roads and 15-20mph over the posted speed limit on highways. If you don't maintain this speed you will have a line of cars behind you, each within three feet of the car in front of them. If you feel like driving under the posted speed limit and the weather conditions are anywhere near decent, then you better just pull over and let people pass you.

Mike: Hey dude, you're going way too fast, slow it down.
Nick: Naw it's alright, the Michigan speed limit on this road is 65.
Mike: Yeah I know, but you're doin' 90.
Nick: Oh. Yeah I should probably back off.

Michigan speed limit by WastingDaylight August 5, 2010

Crystal Speed 

Crystal Speed is Speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) or Blue Speed that has been crystallized. Most Speed is white, but some Speed is blue or even other colors like yellow, cheese colored, orange, red, purple, green, or blue green. Crystal speed is much safer than Crystal meth (methamphetamine). Stack Crystal Speed with 7,8-Dihydroxyflavone

I crystallized speed (ethylamphetamine) in isopropyl alcohol and got crystal speed.

Crystal Speed by CognitiveFuel December 6, 2022