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Lab Slap

Two hot lesbians grinding their labias in the throws of hot, wet sex. By hand, by didlo, by scissor or mouth it’s a lab slapping good time.
At 11:00 pm every night the hot lesbos next door start to lab slap.

Although they met at the library to study, Carla took Amy back to the dorm and gave her a lab slap till she came.
by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2018
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Andouille Slap

When you hook up with a random Cajun dude after too many hurricanes while parting in New Orleans and you suck his man sausage. After performing oral on him, he bats you about the face with said sausage while singing Born on the Bayou.
I left my wife for 5 minutes and I found her in the bar alley getting an andouille slap.

Dude why is your face all sticky and shiny? Where have you been? I was back in the room getting an andouille slap. Oh braaaaaggg. I love that song. Born on the Bayou (singing).
by Eaton Holgoode June 5, 2018
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Slapped with Stank

I went down on that ho and got slapped with stank. I tried to pull back but she just shoved my face in there.
by Eaton Holgoode December 24, 2017
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Clout Slap

When an incredibly influential individual desires you to be slapped and asks you to do it yourself.
Man I was late to work again and my boss clout slapped me on Skype.
by Rash Epsilon August 16, 2014
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Stank-Slapped

Sex with chick who is extremely dirty and omits a ripe odor from every orifice. But the need for sex and a good nut overpowers good judgement and you still give her the D.
I picked up a prostitute last night and got stank-slapped. But it was worth the $20.
by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2018
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jizzism slap

A jizzism is when you feel the need to catch your sperm and slap your girlfriend/wife ass.
My girlfriend and I don't you condoms so I jizzism slap her ass.
by Dj Cobble Dick March 18, 2014
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Slapping the bishop

Another way of masturbaiting but sometimes it can be used for furiously masturbaiting.
Man: “hey are you alright??”
You: “ nah I spent all night slapping the bishop.”
by Slapdabitch October 18, 2018
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