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THATS WHY YOUR SINGLE

A saying used by someone who is offended by someones foolish actions and believe that due to their dumbness they are single.
ALEX: HAHA DARREN I TOOK YOUR PARKING SPOT OF 17 YEARS EVEN THOUGH THEIRS PLENTY OF OTHER SPOTS.
DARREN: THATS WHY YOUR SINGLE
by CHIPSANDSAUCE January 13, 2026
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No. I don't need to apologize for rape. I didn't rape anyone. You are stealing both my life and my identity and replace it with YOUR shit life and convincing a gaggle of idiots to help you do it doesn't make you smart and it shouldn't distract from the fact that I was right about the "weaponized schizophrenia" and what it would lead to.
Hym "I'm not apologizing for a single Goddamn thing from the inside of an echo chamber made out of idiots. I'm not going to let a power tripping idiot twist my arm into making an apology for a rape I didn't commit or doing something that is benign. I'm not swapping lives because you don't like the shit I said."
by Hym Iam December 13, 2025
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Wait... You're Single?

A common question that girls or boys would ask the opposite sex when they find out this answer.
Wait... You're Single? I didn't know that.
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hot singles in your area

Something that all the ads say, but is never, ever, true.
John saw an ad saying that there are "26 hot singles in your area" that want to meet up with him, and thought it was true. He was disappointed when no messages from hot singles came for him.
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