sideways

An object/ situation/ person/ whatever that is downright insane, and or ludacris. Crazy.

"Yo dude, see that guy having a conversation with the garbage can over there? Man is completely sideways, yo."

by blank April 23, 2003

Somalian Sidewinder

when a female is getting plundered in the anus in the reverse cowgirl position by a man of heavy african decent(somalian). He takes the female and spins her around on his member resulting in prefuse blood loss.... (sidewinder).

Dude... Jamal gave that bitch the somalian sidewinder. The next day he had to burn the sheets because of all the blood.......

by Poon Toon April 10, 2008

Sinead

Sinead: the act of skulling a cock..

Mickey: I had sinead over last nite..

Shamey: wow that minger omfg ur not telling u did her did ya have ta squeeze ur eyes shut.. so what happened?

Mickey: yeah she is a total granny but she shure knows how to skull a cock..!

by sexyincestnotevenadude December 2, 2009

sideways

The condition you might find yourself in after consuming copious amounts of an adult beverage and taking a handfull of Zanax.

Look at poor Mike. Yup, he's sideways again!

by darby January 25, 2004

sidewinder

A girl or boy who looks very attractive in side-profile, but face-on reveals herself to be far less attractive than you originally thought.

Boy 1: "She looked pretty good from over here..."

Boy 2: (dismissively) sidewinder.

by Ru Ru September 13, 2008

sidewalk gypsies

people who take up the streets and sidewalks by walking around, usually in an annoying way

Don't ever go to Times Square in NYC or you'll be pummeled by sidewalk gypsies.

by MrsBattes May 21, 2007

sideways melvin

Where you are sliding on your slider/longboard, and you flip out like a ninja and bust the tightest trick ever

Daniel m. doing a sideways melvin

by dmac504 October 7, 2007