smoothie

when a guy and another guy have butt times and one guy releases into the other dude's booty and then to save the turtles, sticks a metal straw up the other bro's anal cavity and slurps up the juices and wishes him a good night.

"hey broski you wanna smoothie?"
"uh sure?"

by smoothy.slurp September 21, 2019

Mister Smoothie

Male genitalia that lacks or has very little pubic hair. Women prefer giving head to Mister Smoothie, rather than Mister Hairy Sausage.

All the girls love it when Mister Smoothie comes to town.

by PeeBee February 10, 2004

dirty smoothie

When the man puts a fruit smoothie inside his penis, then ejaculates the smoothie into the woman's mouth.

Ann: Hey, I heard Mike gave you his special dirty smoothie.
Haley: Yeah. He made me a raspberry-banana one.
Ann: Nice.

by Maudlin La An July 6, 2010

smooth

expression used to describe girls who are kind of fat, but you want to fuck them anyway. usually have a really cute face but just a little extra meat on their bones. again, not fat, just thicker than you normally want. (Penn State enrolls lots of smooth chicks.)

damn that chick is smooth, I'm gonna be up in that with the quickness.

by Phattymatt February 7, 2007

Smooth as fuck!

Jokey sarcastic sense: Not smooth at all.

Jimmy knocks down stuff with his arm after falling over a rug, but manages not to fall.
Derek: Smooth as fuck!
Jimmy: I am the smoothness itself! *laughs*

by Meh99 February 6, 2015

Smooth brain

In recent studies on the media dominating instant messaging platforms like Instagram, I have came to the conclusion that the media can have a negative effect on youth. The media is feeding these youth groups information that results in degrading of the brain. I dub this effect the “smooth brain” effect.

That teenage girl was poisoned by the media and she now suffers from a smooth brain.

by Dr. Wombology March 19, 2022

Smoothie

A slick, cunning and careful person.

His brother Jacob was a "smoothie." a slick and cautious man who would today read and ponder the stock reports, ever figuring a profit for himself. - Ottawa Citizen, 30 April 1932

by Athalanda April 29, 2013