gream salad

when you shit, piss and cream you self at the same time.

person A: dude i just gream salad

person b: what?

by chris_luva February 2, 2022

Tomatoed a Salad

The act of a Male stuffing his testicles into ones asshole.

Wyatt: How was your date last night
Robbie: Let's just say I tomatoed a salad last night

by SHAZAAAM9970 July 4, 2018

Salad Boat

A type of mustache that completely encircles the mouth opening. The result of growing both a normal mustache and the rarely seen eel wrangler.

Ahmed sported his Eel wrangler for a week before deciding to just make it a Salad Boat instead.

by Beedubbz June 15, 2011

Irish salad

An alcoholic shot consisting of three quarters ounce of your preferred whiskey topped with one quarter ounce of garden salad remnants and/or italian dressing. Ideal pairing: Jameson whiskey and Olive Garden salad dressing

Do Irish salads prevent hangovers?... because I'm feeling pretty fucking good and I shouldn't

by Chief Chewbacca February 17, 2020

tossing the salad

eating out of the ass

I slapped some syrop on her ass and tossed the salad....

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

tossed salad

A green leafy dish, usually made with lettuce, with some sort of dressing, i.e. ranch, 1000 island, etc...

As a precurser to dinner, my little brother made me some tossed salad.

by Dan Yaeger September 23, 2008

toss a salad

Upon her release from prison Martha Stewart said she learned an entirely new way to toss a salad. This recipe involved jelly.

This recipe involved jelly eaten out of her ass.

by John Monroe March 10, 2005