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safety meeting

Honey, I need to have a safety meeting before I discuss that with you.
by harm May 13, 2005
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Safety Meeting

Slang for sneaking off before work to smoke marijuana.

Meeting held before another meeting to get in the right frame of mind.
All of the raft guides disappeared before loading rafts on the bus, they must be at their safety meeting

Is there any way I can schedule some time for a safety meeting before that big presentation?
by swivet February 5, 2010
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safer

In RuneScape, the term safer is used to describe a person eating highly above their opponet's max hit. This is used in PKing. Safing is considered unhonurable.
Player 1:*hits 21*
Player 2:(Player 1 has 8hp and can surely be KOed) *eats a shark rather than killing the opponet*
P1: Safer
P2: *eats*
by G P Kid September 19, 2008
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safehouse

A property, seemingly normal, that is actually owned by a large corporation or goverment. It is used to house people "under fire" until the heat goes away.
"I need to get to a safehouse"
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
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safety wipe

The wipe that occurs hopefully after one finishes his last wipe of his shat in order to ensure the shit ticket is indeed un-skathed. This action will ensure not having a nasty case of ia
Dude, your walkin' like somebody just took a dremel to your kornhole.... sure you did the safety wipe?
by funEmahn August 31, 2004
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Safety Text

the act of drunk-texting a designated friend so as not to text an ex while inebriated.
Friend: "Hey what was up with that weird text you sent me last night? It sounds like you were having a good time."

Texter: "Oh, sorry about that. I was pretty drunk and didn't want to text my ex so I sent you a safety text instead."
by word9876789word June 29, 2009
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Safety Pin

If someone is wearing it on their clothes everyday, it is usually a promise to not kill themselves (espeically if they have attempted before).
Jill: Jenny wears that stupid safety pin everday.
Jack: Yeah, it's because she attempted suicide. It's a promise to herself to never do it again.
Jill: Wow that's sad.
by Jennnnny ( : October 27, 2008
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