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Red rubber ring 

The outer edge of a dogs anus visible when it its passing feacies.
Wow, those dog biscuits must have made poor doggie constipated, look at the size of its red rubber ring.
Red rubber ring by blazza May 2, 2010

Land rubber 

A discovered discarded condom while exploring the great outdoors.
Now children,as we walk along this trail please step over the land rubber that you will see as you get to the fork in the path.
Land rubber by Ralph Mustard August 16, 2012

Funk rubber

A person who insists upon rubbing their funk on everything as a means of feeling powerful and/or important.
My boss is such a funk rubber - always getting involved but contributing nothing.

donkey rubber 

Shoving as many penises with condoms in a donkeys asshole as you can fit before getting kicked
Giovani, Caleb, and ricco all did a donkey rubber before giovani got kicked.

Hot Rubber 

I prefer to use hot rubber than just a dildo

Ride the Rubber Rail 

I used to ride meat dicks but got tired of dealing with the men attached to them. Now I just ride the rubber rail.