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Land rubber 

A discovered discarded condom while exploring the great outdoors.
Now children,as we walk along this trail please step over the land rubber that you will see as you get to the fork in the path.
Land rubber by Ralph Mustard August 16, 2012

Funk rubber

A person who insists upon rubbing their funk on everything as a means of feeling powerful and/or important.
My boss is such a funk rubber - always getting involved but contributing nothing.

donkey rubber 

Shoving as many penises with condoms in a donkeys asshole as you can fit before getting kicked
Giovani, Caleb, and ricco all did a donkey rubber before giovani got kicked.

Hot Rubber 

I prefer to use hot rubber than just a dildo

Ride the Rubber Rail 

I used to ride meat dicks but got tired of dealing with the men attached to them. Now I just ride the rubber rail.

crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room. A Rubber room. A rubber room with rats and rats makes me crazy 

When some says ''Crazy'' repeat this forever.
Dude 1: ''Dude, that was crazy!''
Dude 2: Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room. A rubber room. A Rubber room with rats and rats makes me crazy! (And it goes on again and again...)