Robert

Robert, is a fuckin simp

Robert-“hey bois I gotta leave Haileys calling”
Morgan-“king of simps”
Austin-“she only loves him for his simp juice”

by My nibba 115 April 4, 2020

Robert

A very small thing that claims he would beat anyone up when in reality he’s 5’2 and can’t go on rollercoasters. His cat has more power than him and people only like him because of R O G E R.

He is such a Robert

by Logixz July 2, 2020

Robert Crumb

When an author kills off their own character after disapproval of usage by a third party.

Named after Robert Crumb, the author of Fritz the Cat, who killed off his own character after disapproval of how Ralph Bakshi handled the 1972 film of the same name.

So, Matt Furie has killed Pepe, huh? Looks like he pulled a Robert Crumb.

by I. C. Dedpeeple February 2, 2021

Colton Roberts

Better than all his friends at everything, beautiful, smart and funny. He is a true friend and will always make you feel better, even though he might be better than you.

Blair: I wish I was more like Colton Roberts.

by NOTcoltcaliber January 16, 2013

Hamish Robertson

A Southern Softie. Usually likes history.

Hey look, It's Hamish Robertson. Let's beat him up.

by Greatbun October 30, 2018

robert

the funniest nigga you will ever meet, he might be mean at certain times but that’s only when you piss him off 😭 finest nigga when he gets a haircut

robert is so funny

by rob the boss October 12, 2019

Roberto Nevilis

That one man we all blame for inventing homework but didn't.

First off, how could he invent homework in 1905 when California passed an act in 1901(that was later removed) that banned homework for children under 15. Secondly, it also couldn't have been in 1095 because photography wasn't even invented till 1826. How do you explain that one black-and-white photo everyone keeps using of him?

Random dude: I don't know who Roberto Nevilis is but Google says he invented homework so I hate him.

by Orchadicus November 22, 2021