Fucking retarded 

A state of being in which one lacks basic knowledge and, or, common sense.

Hey man, your being Fucking retarded

Fucking retarded by BallsMcGee123 April 11, 2017

51 flavors of retarded 

Really, Really retarded

Bob: Hey Joe, did you do that english assignment?
Joe: yeah, that thing was 51 flavors of retarded

51 flavors of retarded by Vice President November 18, 2006

Negative Retarded 

There are actually two definitions for the phrase negative retarded.
1.) More retarded than retarded. (The superlative form of retarded)
2.) If used in the proper context, it can be a way to call someone intelligent. This is because the negative of something is usually the opposite, so the negative of retarded is intelligent.

John is negative retarded, he walked into a door like 10 times in row, man!

Christine was called negative retarded today by her friend because she is in smart people math (aka calculus)

Bob didn't know what negative retarded meant, so he must be negative retarded

Negative Retarded by MikeTSa July 23, 2007

macly retarded 

unable to operate a Mac (macintosh) computer

gamers are macly retarded because they don't bother to learn macs since they are not designed to support games.

macly retarded by yearbook club December 20, 2007

profoundly retarded 

A person of usually normal mental capacity who acts at times as if he has a severe mental handicap.

Me: Dude, why is Faisal walking up to dudes telling them they smell like hot garbage?
Oz: You know Faisal man, he's profoundly retarded.

profoundly retarded by MosesFrobleard August 19, 2017

Are you people retarded?

Quit looking up your name on urban dictionary. It's just someone with your name licking their own arse. Most of these things don't even match your name. Why are you people so gullible to this shit. I'm gonna kill myself

"Some asshole on urban dictionary said that my name means I'm a cool dude. Im gonna post it on snapchat so I can jerk myself off to my name" are you people retarded? Ffs

Are you people retarded? by Dennis102 December 11, 2016

Really Retarded 

Next level retardedness.

Bobby: “Hey Brandon, did you here about Austin”
Brandon: “Yea he’s Really Retarded. I heard that he plugged an extension cord into itself and thought it would make more energy.”
Bobby: “Damn that’s crazy. We’re in 9th fuckin grade.”

Really Retarded by Closet Gayng February 7, 2021