patty mayonnaise

When an Irish man has sexual intercourse with a woman until he is about to cum, and then stops. The female then clinches her vagina to make the mans penis explode.

No longer only for the Irish, but received it name as it was traditionally preformed by Irish woman who no longer wanted children from their husband.

patty- Irish
mayonnaise- Because that is all that is left afterwards.

My wife said she doesn't want any more children, I am afraid if i do not get a vasectomy she will give me a patty mayonnaise.

by Loss Prevention Officer August 2, 2011

Lancaster Beef Patty

The act during Sex when a male covers his Penis in poop. The male then takes the woman's menstrual exhaust (blood) and covers his Penis with it as well.The man then procedes to stick his Penis between his Female partner's Buttox.

Lauren and Luke went crazy and decided to make a Lancaster Beef Patty.

by therealslimshady12345 August 14, 2010

robert pattinson

1) possibly the ugliest actor on the current face of hollywood who will soon attempt (and fail) to portray the most beautiful character in the current literary craze, twilight.

2) only got the part of said character because Gaspard Ulliel was too pretty/busy/good for the movie and probably would have realized this himself half-way through and then quit.

smart person (i.e. person with eyes): did you see that robert pattinson guy who's supposed to be Edward?
dumb person (i.e. complete waste of space): LyKe yEsS, 0mGz!11! r0bErT pAtTiNsoN iS s00 sExiiii!!1! hE's sOo mY bF!!1!1!
(pause pause)
smart person: you're a tool.

by meeved July 3, 2008

krabby patty

1.A burger in the cartoon spongebob
2.A vagina infected with herpies (crabs)

"i want to eat a krabby patty" -patrick-

by DorK MaN November 23, 2004

patty cake

patty cake:



Any hand games that you play with your hands.

"If you really want to see some ill patty cakeing, you should see me and Brittany do it!"

Other
hand games considered as patty cake:

double double this this
patty cake
rock paper scissors
thumb wars.....
excetra

by JADE*** afi February 12, 2005

Patterson

To block the cock of another man from getting inside or near another womans vagina. Sometimes also associated with with the word cock block.

Dude, I was trying to get some with Tanya last night but some douche pulled a Patterson on me.

by O.G K February 28, 2008

patterson lakes

where the cool kids live aka patto

also where they film kath and kim

'shes a bit of a snob, she must live in patterson lakes'

by babelovessex March 19, 2009