Enjoy prison

Something you say when anyone questions your weight, arrest history, expertise or success.

"No child, I am not. Enjoy prison."

by Doug The Greaseman Tracht February 22, 2025

Prison Burrito

To be wrapped up in a rug or blanket and skull fucked

Did you hear that Johnny got prison burrito’d by the local crips?

by Jabrone842 May 10, 2022

prison pretty

N: A male who is attracted by another male behind barks aka a bitch

Your homies is prison pretty, you should tell him to hit me up.

by Ya moma October 20, 2013

Carved Blumkin- [a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon]

Carved Blumkin- a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon- a festive sex act perpetrated upon new inmates upon their being processed into central lock up and the main prison population in American Prisons- usually occasioned on but not exclusive to Halloween. Turning a new inmate into a "carved blumkin" usually involves his person being purchased as a "wife" (read: "bitch"), in exchange for cigarettes or other such bartered items- as opposed to his merely remaining another bartered item himself (read "everybody's fuck). The act of "carving a blumkin" is therefore both a marital and Hallows Eve ceremonial process of incarceration. The celebration begins with general crotch grabbing by the guests, bachelor, and best men. This is followed immediately by smuggled spoons percussed against the bars, (a clever substitution for wedding bells), calling all to the the altar (read: commode) for the fraternal ritual defecation- followed thereupon with more spoons beating upon the bars, prompting the bachelor to carry his unsuspecting object of adoration directly to his bunk in an act of non consensual conjugal sex (read rape), as a rite of dysfunctional sexual passage... in more ways than one (read: anally). The beating of spoons on bars during the "carving of the blumkin" is the origin for many of our traditions on the outside, such as ringing spoons upon glasses to make the bride and groom kiss upon command.

Carved Blumkin- a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon - "Ohhh, hell yeah, check out tha' new 'fish'! Awwww! Is gom be one helluva Happy mutha freakin' all Hollowed Out eve full o' sweet new meat all up in hea! Woop woop! Soon as I pinch off dis heah loaf, I gon carve me up a piece o'dat fine assed Blumkin o' his with dis hea niggaz Holloweeny!!!"

by StalinLovesCIAfakeMSM March 2, 2013

RPF (Resting Prison Face)

Resting Prison Face is the phenomena of someone making a particularly menacing or unapproachable face when outside, at all times. Also see resting bitch face for a similar effect.

Friend: "What's with your face bro are you angry or something"

Friend 2: "that's just my RPF (resting prison face)"

Friend: "oh, RPF bro, I get it

by BilliamShagspeare January 30, 2021

Prison gay

Gay for the stay at a prison during incarceration.

Hey man, I'm only gay for the stay, when I get out I won't be gay no more.

Ex con; hey man remember me?
Other ex con; hey I already told you I'm only prison gay.
Ex con; so you don't want me to suck your dick?
Other ex-con;🤔😏 ok dude but don't tell anybody.
Everybody looks the same doggystyle
Woman; it smells like shit out here
Man;yea it does
Woman;are you getting a boner?!
Man; what can I say, shit smell make my dick swell

by luscious blue eyes January 16, 2025

Prison Custard

When you get gangbanged in prison and they all cum in your ass. Afterwards, when you squat, the "custard" comes out.

Inmate 1-"Lets go give the new guy some of the famous Prison Custard."

3-5 guys follow

1 hour later
New guy - " Oh god! I'll never see custard the same way again!"

by Custard Fanatic December 12, 2022